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You can
get your brain done at Disneyland.
They specialize in permanents. Eventually even a perm will grow out. But if you
really can’t stand it, you can shave your head.
WARNING: in 88 cases out of 100, a Disneydo will cause your creativity, intelligence
and sense of self to fall out, and you will be bald. In this case, the only thing
to do is get a Disneyotomy. This procedure leaves one in severe shock, but so
far no other treatment has been discovered.
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